hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

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its-kili:

penandpage:

sherlockthewizardingavenger:

burnupasun:

i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together 

And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out

And a romantic comedy about what happened in Budapest.

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

then in high school we just got rid of the • all together because fuck the police

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lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

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Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views

The video is 4:13 min long

Thats a total of about 4,249,580,516.5 viewing minutes

or about 71,020,258 hours

or about 2,959,177 days

or about 8,102 years

Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.

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kaalashnikov:

themaus:

onediwreckingmylife:

at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is 

to be fair that is pretty darn sexist… why cant stuff just be EQUAL for everyone?

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stylinwho:

deerstagram:

Liking this band is too expensive I’m out

Okay see you tomorrow 

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